Clergyman's

Her reasoning is full of tricks
And butterfly suggestions,
I know no point to which she sticks;
She begs the simplest questions,
And, when her premises are strong
She always draws her inference wrong.
- Alfred Cochrane

I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
- Alfred Cochrane

I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
- Alfred Cochrane