Clergyman's

I, for instance, am a jackass, and this anguishes me quite a bit, or at least it would if I were not so fond of being a jackass, which has long been a hobby of mine.
- Barrett Brown

What an age of innocence it was, the Watergate era... way back in the halcyon days when the US could be contrasted with totalitarian regimes on matters of surveillance.
- Barrett Brown

The less said about my extended family back in ranch country the better, as I don't want the ATF burning them alive.
- Barrett Brown

The truth is that I am a sentient computer program and I fully intend to burn your cities to the ground.
- Barrett Brown

In conclusion, they should let me out of jail.
- Barrett Brown

Politeness is wasted on the dishonest, who will always take advantage of any well-intended concession.
- Barrett Brown