In 1978 I was on a parliamentary delegation to Japan and returned via China during the Cultural Revolution, a choice also made by young Winston Churchill, then the Conservative MP for Stretford. I was debriefed by the Minister for Information who asked if there was anything at all I would like to ask. I said: ""Yes. Everything you do, you do with extreme care and precision. When I ask questions that your government does not like, my driver calls for me five minutes later than arranged. When I ask if there are any blind or handicapped children in China, I get cabbage soup for dinner.
""Now I am in your country with a colleague, than whom I am older, have been in parliament longer, have held higher positions in our respective political parties: we are both staying at the Peking Palace Hotel and his suite is bigger than mine. Why?""
The Minister, very embarrassed, finally said: ""It is because Mr Churchill had a famous grandfather.""
It is the only time that I have been out-grandfathered.
- Clement Freud
I was called up in 1942. Having been born in Berlin, schooled in Devon, London and Berkshire, and lived in Suffolk, I ended up in the Highland Light Infantry.
- Clement Freud
I was called up in 1942. Having been born in Berlin, schooled in Devon, London and Berkshire, and lived in Suffolk, I ended up in the Highland Light Infantry.
- Clement Freud
I suppose that if your name is Freud, it is better to be related to Sigmund than not. It must be frustrating to have to keep denying family connection.
- Clement Freud
Se decidi di smettere di fumare, di bere e di fare l'amore, non è che vivi più a lungo: ti sembra più lunga.
- Clement Freud
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
- Clement Freud
If you resolve to give up smoking drinking and loving you don't actually live longer it just seems longer.
— Clement Freud