Clergyman's

If you can't do anything as good as or even better than what you have already done, then don't do it.
- Edward German

If you can't do anything as good as or even better than what you have already done, then don't do it.
- Edward German

Every picture shop is filled with pictures of the Emperor; every photographer's with photos--all sizes and in all kinds of positions, in and out of uniform, in different uniforms, looking condescending, looking dignified, on horseback in uniform, on horseback in plain clothes, on donkeyback, head and shoulders without legs, legs without head and shoulders, helmet in hand, helmet on head, helmet on tail, flying in mid air etc. etc. All the statuary too turns on the Emperor. There are busts chiselled in all sizes and the number of different varieties to be seen in halls, houses, shop windows etc. is something quite unbearable. The toy shops are filled with toy Emperors; when he was young the boy Emperor; then the man Emperor; in fact Berlin is saturated with the blessed Emperor as man, woman, boy, girl, soldier, tinker, tailor. The end of it all will be that the people will go stark staring mad and the Emperor himself will go off with a bang the verdict being: ""Death from explosion owing to his receiving more hero-worship than the human frame can bear!
- Edward German

It is an immortal masterpiece. Anybody and everybody today would, I should say, give the rest of their lives to have written it. Anyway I would.
- Edward German

When Adam and Eve were dispossessed / Of the garden hard by Heaven / They planted another one down in the West / Twas Devon, glorious Devon
- Edward German

When Adam and Eve were dispossessed / Of the garden hard by Heaven / They planted another one down in the West / Twas Devon, glorious Devon
- Edward German

My music cannot possibly have given you one hundredth part of the joy your music has given me.
- Edward German

I am one of those men who never enter into controversies but I shall certainly speak my views to anybody whom I may meet on the subject.
- Edward German

I should like to shake Eric Coates but I won't. When I meet him he says, ""I just love every note you have written."" and I believe he does--but--as you say--well!
- Edward German

There is only one man to follow me who has genius, and that is Edward German.
- Edward German