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“I find there's this weird anger thing: Someone will approach me at the bar and say, 'Hey, can I buy you a drink?' And I'll say, 'No, I'm okay.' And then all of a sudden, there's this male anger flip, where they go, 'Oh, you know what? I wasn't even gonna buy you a drink, 'cause you're not even that cute anyway,' and walk away.”

— Hannah Simone

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“That's so romantic, to wake up and find that he's packed a bag - and that for the next 48 hours, everything is taken care of.”

— Hannah Simone

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“That's so romantic, to wake up and find that he's packed a bag - and that for the next 48 hours, everything is taken care of.”
— Hannah Simone

“I went to Coachella once, and it was only to go see Leonard Cohen. I got in the car and sat through all the crazy traffic in L.A. to get there - instead of a two hour drive, it takes, like, six hours. Then I watched his set and turned around and left. I just so wanted to see him perform in the desert.”

— Hannah Simone

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“The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that genre.”

— Hannah Simone

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“The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that genre.”
— Hannah Simone

“I guess there are all these women with a big secret - they're hiding men they are ashamed of. They come up to me and say: 'I've been dating this guy for six months in secret but none of my friends know. I can't give him up even though he's embarrassing.”

— Hannah Simone

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“My mom used to call me a parrot, because the way I spoke would change in every country we'd go to.”

— Hannah Simone

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“My mom used to call me a parrot, because the way I spoke would change in every country we'd go to.”
— Hannah Simone

“You can spend the day at work, but when you go home, and you're in the role of a father or a husband, you don't have to remind yourself that you shouldn't tell your wife to hold the messages. If you do, that marriage is not going to last very long.”

— Hannah Simone

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“If I could travel back in time, I'd bring back the entire Wu-Tang Clan.”

— Hannah Simone

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“If I could travel back in time, I'd bring back the entire Wu-Tang Clan.”
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“It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever.”

— Hannah Simone

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“All of my relationships have happened organically with people who are super cool and in my life and it just moved into a relationship zone.”

— Hannah Simone

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“All of my relationships have happened organically with people who are super cool and in my life and it just moved into a relationship zone.”
— Hannah Simone

“It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.”

— Hannah Simone

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“It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.”
— Hannah Simone