Clergyman's

In that year had roughly equal numbers of large and small cats. Therefore, quite logically, he cut two holes in each door: a large one for the large cats, and a small one for the small cats. It made perfect sense. ... A hole should have a meaningful existence, and the small cats might be offended if a personalized nothing was not prepared for them.
- João Magueijo

In that year had roughly equal numbers of large and small cats. Therefore, quite logically, he cut two holes in each door: a large one for the large cats, and a small one for the small cats. It made perfect sense. ... A hole should have a meaningful existence, and the small cats might be offended if a personalized nothing was not prepared for them.
- João Magueijo

The game of science can accurately be described as a never-ending insult to human intelligence.
- João Magueijo

The game of science can accurately be described as a never-ending insult to human intelligence.
- João Magueijo

The game of science can accurately be described as a never-ending insult to human intelligence.
- João Magueijo

And indeed, if VSL is correct, black holes may have very different properties than we thought. Collapsing stars could have a totally different demise and die a rather eccentric death.
- João Magueijo

It was then that through the open door Einstein saw the man connecting the new battery, and precisely at the same time he did it, Einstein saw the cows jumping up away from the wire. All at once. Exactly. A fair amount of displeased mooing ensued.
- João Magueijo

Although the term dialogue was really a euphemism for scientists trying to kill each other, this format worked very well...
- João Magueijo

Although the term dialogue was really a euphemism for scientists trying to kill each other, this format worked very well...
- João Magueijo

Ever since then, the place has accommodated people with the necessary level of imbalance required to come up with new ideas.
- João Magueijo