Clergyman's

One tabloid had an article about how I was an irresistible sex- and man-magnet and how men flock to me. Of course, they were absolutely correct...
- Megan Mullally

One day when I'm walking and I see -- at first I thought maybe he was resting -- but I saw a big dead seal on the beach, which was really sad. However, the thing that I thought was puzzling was there was a couple, a young guy and a girl on a beach towel not 15 feet from this big, dead mammal, and I look up and they're waving at me, like, 'Isn't it a pretty day?' And I'm like, 'There's a big dead seal right there.' They're putting on lotion. It was just bizarre. And, curtain. I just didn't want to be at the beach anymore.
- Megan Mullally

My off-white poodle. She doesn't consider herself to be gay, but I have my hunch.
- Megan Mullally

My off-white poodle. She doesn't consider herself to be gay, but I have my hunch.
- Megan Mullally

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.
- Megan Mullally

I'm going to climb up this ladder, you understand, to this gate that's like this high and I'm going to pass two dogs and some bags and myself over the thing into a cab driver's arms. THAT's my plan!
- Megan Mullally

I am terrified of mayonnaise. It was so bad when I was little that my friends would chase me around the house with a jar of mayonnaise and a knife.
- Megan Mullally

If I weren't an actress playing a socialite, I'd have lavender hair, wear crappy vintage clothes and have tattoos. I'd be some kind of crazy lawless rebel - an alternative underground riot girl.
- Megan Mullally

I like looser clothes, which always prompts my mom to say something classic like, 'You have such a darling figure - show it off more!'
- Megan Mullally

I'm really good at staying home all day in my pajamas because I had a who did that.
- Megan Mullally