Clergyman's

Honey, I love you, but I got to be moving on. Break his kneecaps.
- Nicole Hollander

Rita! Is Bush still president? Ma, I didn't want to tell you...You seemed so happy.
- Nicole Hollander

You know the kind of woman I could really go for? . . . Someone intelligent, witty, passionate about her work, totally involved in life, and willing to give it all up for me.
- Nicole Hollander

Mom, can a douche make you feel more confident? Not like a good stock portfolio.
- Nicole Hollander

A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. Place your right paw on the screen.
- Nicole Hollander

A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. Place your right paw on the screen.
- Nicole Hollander

On Getting Old in America. By Sylvia. Page One. 1. Best to do it somewhere else.
- Nicole Hollander

sends the wrong message to the international community. It says we support the U.N. only when it serves our interests exclusively. Wait a minute! That is our message.
- Nicole Hollander

sends the wrong message to the international community. It says we support the U.N. only when it serves our interests exclusively. Wait a minute! That is our message.
- Nicole Hollander

You almost never see a real lady popping out of a cake.
- Nicole Hollander