Clergyman's

They could start by removing some personnel: the head-butting, move-retracting, tournament-rigging, Zurab Azmaiparashvili for instance. He is a disgrace to the organisation. But never let it be said that he is a dunderhead.
- Nigel Short

Rublevsky is not a sexy player.
- Nigel Short

It is curious that it is far easier to maintain a high ""manners"" rating if, like Kasparov, you simply don't speak to anyone. I still have much to learn from the great man...
- Nigel Short

A friend of mine recently joked that his mobile phone will beat Magnus Carlsen. I said, ‘What are you talking about? My microwave could beat Magnus Carlsen.'
- Nigel Short