Clergyman's

And for two years, we had this sign up saying we will finish this movie and we changed it to 'did' finish the movie.
- Phil Vischer

VeggieTales is something that, on paper, makes no sense at all. It is a series of children’s videos where limbless, talking vegetables act out Bible stories. Try raising money with that pitch.
- Phil Vischer

That's right! You're watching the DVD! So, the coolness of what the bowing man is doing is self-evident to you!
- Phil Vischer

This is where we store our bicycles. A lot of people ride their bikes to work here. And, of course, there has to be a robot to protect them and make sure they don't get stolen like R2D2 in episode two where he did a very bad job in protecting Princess Amidala from those worm things. But this robot is significantly more effective as a theft-deterrent system than R2D2 was in that film. That's why the bikes are here.
- Phil Vischer

I never swore as a kid. Honestly. Never. I never smoked a cigarette and I never tasted alcohol until I got to Bible College.
- Phil Vischer

An odd outlook on life is the beginning of good comedic writing.
- Phil Vischer

I never swore as a kid. Honestly. Never. I never smoked a cigarette and I never tasted alcohol until I got to Bible College.
- Phil Vischer

An odd outlook on life is the beginning of good comedic writing.
- Phil Vischer

An odd outlook on life is the beginning of good comedic writing.
- Phil Vischer

The ending of the film seems so bizarre. It is actually probably the most literal retelling of the story of Jonah from the Bible that you've ever bumped into.
- Phil Vischer