Clergyman's

My brain is hung like a horse!
- Scott Kurtz

Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.
- Scott Kurtz

Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.
- Scott Kurtz

I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.
- Scott Kurtz

I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.
- Scott Kurtz

I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.
- Scott Kurtz

I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.
- Scott Kurtz

I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.
- Scott Kurtz

You're a corporate whore. Merry Christmas.
- Scott Kurtz

Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.
- Scott Kurtz