Clergyman's

You had to be a virgin to touch a unicorn...
A flush crept up my neck. Okay, so I’d touched her. Being a virgin had some advantages after all. Hooray.
- Steven Boyett

You had to be a virgin to touch a unicorn...
A flush crept up my neck. Okay, so I’d touched her. Being a virgin had some advantages after all. Hooray.
- Steven Boyett

You had to be a virgin to touch a unicorn...
A flush crept up my neck. Okay, so I’d touched her. Being a virgin had some advantages after all. Hooray.
- Steven Boyett

“The National Hot Air Museum is just down the road a piece,” he added. “Better known by its branch names: the Capitol and the White House.
- Steven Boyett

“The National Hot Air Museum is just down the road a piece,” he added. “Better known by its branch names: the Capitol and the White House.
- Steven Boyett

Tip: utopian and floral town names are inversely proportional to their hellholishness.
- Steven Boyett

Life goes on, yes, and our capacity for self-deception accompanies it.
- Steven Boyett

Life goes on, yes, and our capacity for self-deception accompanies it.
- Steven Boyett

Nothing’s worth living for if there aren’t things you think are worth dying for.
- Steven Boyett

Nothing’s worth living for if there aren’t things you think are worth dying for.
- Steven Boyett