Clergyman's

If you're very tall it's not just rude boys who feel entitled to pass remarks. Perfect strangers in pubs are always coming up and saying, ""Me and my friends are just having a bet. Just how tall are you?"" Women to whom one has just been introduced think that it breaks the ice if they scream, ""Goodness, you're tall!' How would they like it if I broke the ice first, by screaming, ""Goodness, what thick ankles!"" or ""Goodness what a bust!
- Tyrone Guthrie

But what if it turns out, as it just possibly might, that William Shakespeare of Stratford was not the author of the plays ascribed to him? There is a theory, advanced by reputable scholars, seriously and, in my opinion, plausibly, that Shakespeare merely lent his name as a cover for the literary activities of another person, perhaps the Earl of Oxford. If, by some terrible chance, this theory should be proved, then straightway Stratford's tourist business would dwindle. It would become just one more, and honestly not one in the first ten, of England's picturesque small towns.
- Tyrone Guthrie