“My dad knows how to tell a story. He’d make me laugh by doing all the different voices.”– Lily Collins Related Quotes “My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn’t stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didn’t have his blood.”– Beth Ditto “People say I’m not good at writing about men. My dad left when I was 16. Give me a break. I’m doing the best I can.”– Jennifer Weiner “Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.”– Sam Ewing