“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”– Demetri Martin Related Quotes “Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it’s a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.”– Neil Gaiman “A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.”– Barbara Corcoran “A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!”— Cuthbert Soup