“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”– Elayne Boosler Related Quotes “My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.”– Rosie O’Donnell “…that was before I’d started thinking about how life stuck on a ship wouldn’t be so bad if Elder walked around pantless more.”— Beth Revis “It’s funny, because when you’re younger you’re in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows?”– Mark Wahlberg