“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”– Stephen King Related Quotes “Listen, I’d rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!”— Diane Ackerman “Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”– Hedy Lamarr “If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.”— George Brett