“I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’”– Larry David Related Quotes “The funny thing is people won’t let me pay for things. I’ll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, ‘Oh no, it’s on the house.’”– Richard Branson “I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.”– Ian Mcewan “Never floss with a stranger.”– Joan Rivers