“Roger’s wand made a crackling noise as he traced it around Winston’s arms, down his waist, and everywhere else.”— Justin Swapp Related Quotes “Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.”– James Thurber “It takes it out of you, writing with heart. And it was just for me really. Sort of a confirmation to myself that my inner diva can still make love to the keyboard when she’s in the mood. I have to keep her roped and gagged when I’m writing for the newspapers. They don’t like her at all. They don’t want love. They want a quick tryst in a motel room that’s forgotten in a few hours.”— Colin Cotterill “Will there be cheese?” asked Chisolm.”— Nancy T. Lucas