“Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.”– J. B. Priestley Related Quotes “The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.”– Julia Child “It couldn’t be a simpler answer. Marriage doesn’t really mean anything to me. I feel like in many ways marriage is more for the families of the couple than for the people involved, so I don’t gravitate to it.”– Jon Hamm “If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”– Johnny Carson