“When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?”– Lisa Loeb Related Quotes “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’”– Steven Wright “On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.”– Mary Antin “I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight I didn’t anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, that’s a good run.”– Michael Weatherly