“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”– Kin Hubbard Related Quotes “Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.”– Stephen Evans “I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.”– Todd Barry “Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.”– Richard Roeper