“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.”– E. Joseph Cossman Related Quotes “Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.”– Douglas Horton “My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.”– Rita Rudner “I wanted to do two things when I was growing up, about your age. I wanted to play in the NBA, and I wanted to be a businessman after my basketball career was over, and that is what I am doing now.”– Magic Johnson