Clergyman's

“Happiness is spiritual, born of truth and love. It is unselfish therefore it cannot exist alone, but requires all mankind to share it.”
– Mary Baker Eddy

“As regards parents, I should like to see them as highly educated as possible, and I do not restrict this remark to fathers alone.”
– Quintilian

“I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. ‘Hey, man, what are you playing?’ ‘Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I’m performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!’”
– Demetri Martin