“Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him”— Jeremy Aldana Related Quotes “I feel that ‘Thank you’ is about the best prayer that anyone could say. A sincere prayer of Thanks expresses extreme gratitude, humility, understanding.”— Raymond D. Longoria Jr. “Let me propose that if your beliefs or convictions matter more to you than people—if they require you to act as though you were a worse person than you are—you may have lost perspective.”— Tim Kreider “So where does the name Adam’s apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the forbidden fruit getting stuck in the throat of Adam in the Garden of Eden. There is a problem with this theory because some Hebrew scholars believe that the forbidden fruit was the pomegranate. The Koran claims that the forbidden fruit was a banana. So take your pick—Adam’s apple, Adam’s pomegranate, Adam’s banana. Eve clearly chewed before swallowing.”— Mark Leyner