“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”– Steven Wright Related Quotes “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”– Prince Philip “That’s when it really came together for me that I was in a Bond film, to have my own spy car!”– Rick Yune “I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.”– Steven Wright