Clergyman's

“Remember, I’m the only person her who’s paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I’ll break your face. OK?”
— Orson Scott Card

“I showed him the Post-it. “You see They’re from Lily.”“Who’s Lily?”“Some girl.”“Ooh… a girl!”“Boomer, we’re not in third grade anymore. You don’t say, ‘Ooh… a girl!’”“What? You fucking her?”“Okay, Boomer, you’re right. I liked ‘Ooh… a girl!’ much more than that. Let’s stick with ‘Ooh… a girl!”
— David Levithan

“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you’re going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.”
— Fakeer Ishavardas

“You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse… It could be me having a bad day!”
— Mark W. Boyer

“It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts.”
— Connie Willis

“He done his level best.Was he a mining on the flat..He done it with a zest..Was he a leading of the choir..He done his level best.If he’d a reg’lar task to do,He never took no rest..Or if ’twas off and on the same..He done his level best.If he was preachin’ on his beat,He’d tramp from east to west,And north to south ..in cold and heat..He done his level best.He’d Yank a sinner outen (Hades),And land him with the blest;Then snatch a prayer’n waltz in again,And do his level best.He’d cuss and sing and howl and pray,And dance and drink and jest,He done his level best.Whate’er this man was sot to doHe done it with a zest;No matter what his contract was,He’d do his level best…”
— Mark Twain

“Ish #19 “If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”
— Regina Griffin

“I grabbed a shovel and dug, and dug, and dug.Sorry not a very poetic thought, but very deep.”
— Lenora Fraga

“Imogene always sitson the remote. It’s probably wedged between her butt cheeks.”“Should I go get a crowbar?”
— Kirsten Miller

“His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I’d known before. Chase had studied me, reading my feelings. Tucker was only trying to see his own reflection. Disturbing on several levels.”
— Kristen Simmons

“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.”
— Fakeer Ishavardas

“I guess it’s worth a shot.” More than likely a wasted bullet, but I’ll fire anyway.”
— Brandy Nacole

“Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says “Oh, no! She’s up.”
— Joanne Clancy

“Minimalism is a girl’s best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.”
— Judith Chambers

“If at first you don’t succeed, lower you expectations”
— Jonathan Tropper

“Dear God, Why don’t you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and replace their defective minds.”
— EverSkeptic