“I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.”— Michael W. Grimard
“Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others”— Yana Toboso
“Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff they are feeding you, be it the latter,looks strangely a bit like the little chocolate chips.”— Tom Althouse
“Wisdom of the Ages: “Brian Williams” This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he’s gone too far. Unfortunately, I can’t put a cover of my book My Year in Oman with Mr. Williams’ picture on the cover.”— Matthew Heines
“You’re sad? I’ll cheer you up. You’re upset? I’d love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I’ll be there for you.”— Werley Nortreus
“When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, i bet she will save the ticket for you.”— Werley Nortreus
“Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.”— Karon Waddell
“Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn’t go to Troy for the baklava.”— Mark Leiren-Young
“Don’t, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world – never to your own damn, silly stupid self.”— Fakeer Ishavardas
“Don’t worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it’s given you.”— Fakeer Ishavardas
“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl…because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”— Fee Scott
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you’ll have to go see the good doc anyway.”— Solange nicole