“if anyone comes into my domain without explicit permission, I’m going to impale you in a way that will give you the very best idea of what it feels like to be a corn dog.”— Dannika Dark
“For every person who rides with a moral high-horse, they also have a dead horse that they haven’t fed lying somewhere out of sight.”— Zack W. Van
“The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.”— Douglas Adams
“Oh, y’know, magic stuff is full of weird vibrations!” said Dane. “Makes your palm sweat, gives you that pins and needles sensation when you hold it! Maybe something running up your arm.” He paused. “Something that isn’t a spider or a bug. Something running up your arm that’s an invisible sensation. But not an invisible spider. Like an invisible feeling that’s pins and needly. Maybe more needles than pins.””Are you sure that’s not a heart attack?” said Jaya.”— Dennis Liggio
“In all of the possible scenarios Kian had envisioned, encountering a lunatic had not been one of them. It just showed him that he could never be completely prepared.”— D.A. Rhine
“They appear somewhat unreliable,” he murmured.”Unreliable? Nonsense, Superior! Out of luck is all, and we both know how that goes, no? Why, there’s not a man of them I wouldn’t trust my mother to.””Are you sure?””She’s been dead these twenty years. What harm could they do her now?”— Joe Abercrombie
“Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn’t lead to anything”— Haruki Murakami
“To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, ” It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul for literary fame, since the soul is a writer’s inner voice…”— Marcus G Monroe