“I hate clowns. I’ve mentioned that, right?”— D.J. MacHale Related Quotes “There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”— D.J. MacHale “Death’s gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.I really hate clowns.”— Katherine Applegate “When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.”— Brian South