Clergyman's

“I’m a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I’ve been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I’m crazy about her, but she’s terrified of horror films. Not the cute ‘Will you hold me?’ way, but she’s weeping. With ‘House of Wax,’ we’ll be sleeping and I’ll go to the bathroom and she’s sitting up waiting for me.”
– Jared Padalecki

“I’ve had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I’m dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn’t know, though.”
– Julie Bowen

“My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’.”
– Alicia Silverstone