“If I go on a diet and work out, I’m always in a bad mood. I’d rather be a little heavier but nice.”– Salma Hayek Related Quotes “I’ve probably tried every fad diet in the world.”– Jenna Ushkowitz “I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can’t date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it’s just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.”– Patti Stanger “Health food makes me sick.”– Calvin Trillin