“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”– Steven Wright Related Quotes “I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.”– Woody Allen “It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.”– Adam Carolla “It’s funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.”– Reba McEntire