“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.”– Hesiod Related Quotes “I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.”– Samuel Goldwyn “Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.”– Arthur Smith “I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he’s clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don’t think he’s funny in either the way that Reagan was funny – or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.”– Mo Rocca