“Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.”– Milton Berle Related Quotes “There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.”– Tim Heidecker “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?”– H. L. Mencken “I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.”– Leslie Fiedler