“For some reason and I don’t know why, but I don’t think that I’m funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.”– Kevin James Related Quotes “I think it’s so funny when people think they can’t control a movie star. They can. We’re just women, you know.”– Esther Williams “My phone buzzed in the center console again.”What’s happening with this thing?” Dad grabbed it.”Dad, really?” I didn’t want him to see the texts between Dash and me. Awkward.”He says he knew it.”The traffic opened up, and I went right on Sunset. “Please don’t scroll.””Knew what?””I have no idea, and I’m driving. So forget it for”— C.D. Reiss “It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.”– Bill Hicks