“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”– Erma Bombeck Related Quotes “I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don’t think you can think about that. I don’t think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.”– Christopher Walken “I tell you, it’s funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.”– Magic Johnson “Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.”– Lenny Bruce