“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”– Phyllis Diller Related Quotes “Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.”– P. J. O’Rourke “People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’”– Al Yankovic “It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have any money, and my only car was mom’s Hyundai.”– Criss Angel