Clergyman's

“The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing.”
– Jo Brand

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
– George Burns