“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights.”– Jay London Related Quotes “The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that’s about it.”– Arthur Smith “Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.”– Bette Davis “If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.”– Marlon Wayans