“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”– Demetri Martin Related Quotes “You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.”– Milton Berle “I always like to watch comics and it’s interesting that you can tell if someone’s funny in 10 seconds.”– Christopher Walken “I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone.”– Danny DeVito