“If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.”– O. Henry Related Quotes “It’s a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It’s funny and accessible.”– Johnny Knoxville “Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.”– Robert Crais “I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.”– Margaret Cho