“I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.”– James Brown Related Quotes “I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”– Stephen Fry “A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’”– Claude Pepper “It’s funny because it’s funny.”– David Spade