“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”– Rita Rudner Related Quotes “They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?”– Casey Stengel “I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I’m annoying, and a phony.”– Anne Lamott “Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.”– George Lopez