“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”– Elayne Boosler Related Quotes “We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.”– David Walliams “What’s funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually.”– Stephenie Meyer “The funny thing is I’m not bothered or sad about being on my own – after all I’ve never had a husband.”– Francesca Annis