“Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”– Jerry Seinfeld Related Quotes “I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.”– Bertrand Russell “I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone.”– Danny DeVito “I’m not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I’ll be funny in real life. It’s the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.”– Jonathan Safran Foer