“Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.”— Darynda Jones Related Quotes “I’ve got this thing I do when my mind starts to spiral before a fight. I unfold my fingers and concentrate on them one by one until my feelings narrow into focused calm. Pinky: I’ve been in this kind of situation before. Fourth finger: I’ve felt these feelings before. Middle finger: I’ve survived them every time. Index finger: Everybody dies eventually. Thumb: That includes my enemies.”— Elliott James “Some vampires wouldn’t react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn’t recommend testing the theory.”— Molly Harper “Max, you’re acting like a child, the Voice said. You’re above rebelling against your fate just to rebel. You’ve got a date with destiny. Don’t be late.”I brushed some hair out of my eyes. Is that a movie quote? Or is it an actual date? I don’t remember destiny asking me. I never even gave destiny my phone number.”— James Patterson