“Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.”– Robert Benchley Related Quotes “Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.”– Demetri Martin “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”– Mark Twain “There’s also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.”– Larry David