Clergyman's

“The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
– Jerry Seinfeld

“Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?”
– Don Rickles

“The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it’s a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it’s so much more alienating than vegetarianism.”
– Jonathan Safran Foer