“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”– Clint Eastwood Related Quotes “I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you’re not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.”– Sloane Crosley “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”– W. Clement Stone “When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.”– Mo Rocca